Because this list needs to be in my journal

From a short film I haven't seen, Greenaway's 26 Bathrooms:

A is for A Bathroom
B is for a Bath
C is for Cleanliness
D is for Dental Hygiene
E is for Exercise in the Bathroom
F is for Fish
G is for a Good Shave
H is for Hi-Tec.
I is for Italians
J is for Jacuzzi
K is for Kira
L is for Lost Soap
M is for Mirrors
N is for Newts
O is for an Open-Air Bath
P is for Public Baths
Q is for a Quiet Smoke
R is for Reading in the Bathroom
S is for the Samuel Beckett Memorial Bathroom
T is for Tiles
U is for an Underused Living Space
V is for Violin Practice
W is for Washing the Dog
X is for an Expert on Bathrooms
Y is for Youthful Exuberance
Z is for a Zoological Note
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W is for washing the dog. --Cordelia

From the recent NYT article on Bush's "missing" years, referring to Alabaman politicians : "Gov. George Wallace, who was shot that spring, taped a radio commercial for Mr. Sparkman casting Mr. Blount as an elitist multimillionaire who lived in a mansion with 26 bathrooms." One for every letter of the alphabet, perhaps?